communistcephalopod:

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

the-sunflower-spaceman:

the-sunflower-spaceman:

the-sunflower-spaceman:

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy

another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire:

re-dracula:

Renfield stop fighting people these scuffles take so long to sound design

⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️

Renfield will:

• Be faithful, patient
• Await your commands
• Do your bidding

You will:

• Reward me
• Not pass me by, will You, dear Master, in Your distribution of good things?

lego-charlie:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

georgiaswarr:

ALT

ALT

ALT

starting a collection

i-m-snek:

Not me being 100% obsessed with her 😂 already so different in personality and behavior than any other species ive had. I love her 💓

lovelandresort:

gomjabbar:

been listening to the knuckles raps from sa2 while pretending to not know the music is from a video game and i highly recommend the experience. really good from the perspective of a normal rapper who talks about ghosts trying to kill him and his ability to telepathically detect gemstones in the earth

i did this once while driving a classmate who knew nothing about sonic to college and she said in full seriousness ‘it’s so sad that he feels like he can’t depend on anyone but himself’

screenshotsofdespair:

iridessence:

transfantasma:

only-tiktoks:

brutalist kitty

Aug 1st. it’s cement awareness month.

theartingace:

incandescent-creativity:

fernacular:

When a centaur runs full speed what do they do with their arms i need to know for science

@theartingace

I have been summoned ╰(*°▽°*)╯

I am but one humble centaur google but to summarize my other thesis post, blease accept my humble suggestions of:

the same as people when you run but instead of swinging around like a goofy biped they just *bounce* and if you spook them they hold them closer

Just for funzies

you know you can’t avoid it- by popular demand:

the-adventures-of-dave:

the-adventures-of-dave:

When you accidentally stay up too late and you enter the Bad Brain Zone

I hope you know now I’m never going to unsee this

ms-demeanor:

knottahooker:

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you’ve got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don’t want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don’t tape your windows, it doesn’t help and you’ll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that’s not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don’t go in your attic. You’ll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can’t hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

What the fuck?

???? WHAT???

Ngl, “tropical storm in death valley” was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don’t attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don’t attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you’re in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you’ve got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

winters-orbit:

I think what I love most about current day tumblr and it’s obsession with things like Dracula daily and Goncharov is that it’s a reminder that the internet and social media can be fun. It’s not all algorithms and selling things to you based on data the company got from tracking all your movements. Sometimes it’s about coming together to have fun over something completely superfluous and stupid but ultimately meaningful because we gave it meaning.

royaltyfreebirdsongs:

ripempezardexerox:

nokkiart:

Recently I had the opportunity to experience the amazing Beauty and the Beast ride in Tokyo, which has rekindled my love for that film. I was having to hold back tears the entire time.

But I’ve always wanted to see more of Belle and Beast bonding. And I know that Beast would be so soft to cuddle up with. XD