tweeckos:

I had a dream there was a zombie outbreak but the condition ended up lasting a week and you could only get it once so parents began putting their children into rooms with zombies to get it out of the way

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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floating-head:

levis-dildo:

phantomhivefanatic:

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

god damn it

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masterchefonfox:

Thyme infused meatballs, corn and apple hash, pan roasted squash.

Submitted by frenchcuisse

Meatballs - (Italian sausage) I just added chopped thyme. Once the meatballs are almost cooked, I basted it with butter and a few sprigs of thyme.

Corn and apple hash - Cut the corn, dice the apple and onion. Sauté in a pan, add a couple knobs of butter, salt and pepper.

Squash - Cut in half, salt and pepper, and sear in a pan. Finish in the oven until tender.

Green beans - Blanch the beans, sauté in a pan with butter, salt and pepper.

Basket - Apples , sausage, ground turkey, green beans, ear of corn, yellow squash, onion.

Playing Dungeons & Dragons:

grandmoffpuppeteer:

iblamethedice:

How the DM sees the mummy:

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How the PCs react to said mummy:

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HHHHHHAAAHAHHAHA YASSSSS

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nakedrussia:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

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agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

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